"Locust Abortion Technician" is a song by the American rock band Ween. It appears on their 1994 album titled Chocolate and Cheese. The song is known for its unique blend of humor and surreal imagery, showcasing the band's eclectic style. The lyrics of "Locust Abortion Technician" reflect Ween's characteristic approach to songwriting, often mixing absurdity with catchy melodies. The song's title itself is a play on words, contributing to the band's reputation for unconventional and playful themes in their music.