"Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers" is a comedy album by the American group The Firesign Theatre, released in 1970. The album features a series of surreal and humorous skits that satirize various aspects of American culture, including television, advertising, and social norms. Its unique blend of wordplay and absurdity has made it a cult classic. The title track, along with other sketches, showcases the group's innovative approach to audio storytelling. The album's influence can be seen in later comedic works and has earned a place in the history of American comedy, reflecting the era's countercultural sentiments.